Corpse Count, Pelt count prank
Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2022 2:03 pm
((OOC: roughly like this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Q2C5uxDwV8 ))
This is a ten minuet long video where Liv asks people on the street what their body count is (meaning how many people they have slept with). The follow up question is 'What is your Corpse count' (how many vampires) and then 'What is your pelt count' (werewolves).
Liv approaches a couple of men walking in downtown San Jose mid day
"Hi excuse me! I have a quick question. What's your body count?"
"My... body count?"
"Your body count. You know like." she makes the humping motion with her voice still sounding flat and low energy despite her forwardness.
"Uh, hah. Like.. twelve. Is that about right?"
"Ah, so you do know what a body count is. Do what about a bite count?"
He stops and looks confused at her.
"Bite count? Corpse count? Like.. has it just been humans or have you ever... you know" she curves her two fingers to make them look like fangs and taps them against her neck. When that doesn't work she makes the hissing sound.
The man looks deeply disturbed, then looks around for hidden cameras. "Naw, I'm good. I don't do that." he starts to walk away.
Most people get offended by even the notion of having a 'pelt count' or 'corpse count'. One person probably is lying when he says he has a high count for all of them and starts to make up details. He says he's actively trying to become a vampire so he can see future cars.
Many people get angry just by the thought with some people over-hearing the video yelling out hateful comments that don't seem to faze Liv much.
This is a ten minuet long video where Liv asks people on the street what their body count is (meaning how many people they have slept with). The follow up question is 'What is your Corpse count' (how many vampires) and then 'What is your pelt count' (werewolves).
Liv approaches a couple of men walking in downtown San Jose mid day
"Hi excuse me! I have a quick question. What's your body count?"
"My... body count?"
"Your body count. You know like." she makes the humping motion with her voice still sounding flat and low energy despite her forwardness.
"Uh, hah. Like.. twelve. Is that about right?"
"Ah, so you do know what a body count is. Do what about a bite count?"
He stops and looks confused at her.
"Bite count? Corpse count? Like.. has it just been humans or have you ever... you know" she curves her two fingers to make them look like fangs and taps them against her neck. When that doesn't work she makes the hissing sound.
The man looks deeply disturbed, then looks around for hidden cameras. "Naw, I'm good. I don't do that." he starts to walk away.
Most people get offended by even the notion of having a 'pelt count' or 'corpse count'. One person probably is lying when he says he has a high count for all of them and starts to make up details. He says he's actively trying to become a vampire so he can see future cars.
Many people get angry just by the thought with some people over-hearing the video yelling out hateful comments that don't seem to faze Liv much.